Taylor Swift’s ‘Blank Space’ Video Gets a ‘Game of Thrones’ Parody

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Really? Did nothing cancel? But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake

First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I hear the jury’s still out on science.

  • Not tricks, Michael, illusions.
  • As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Whoa, this guy’s straight? We just call it a sausage. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Whoa, this guy’s straight? I hear the jury’s still out on science. Across from where?

  1. Across from where?
  2. I’ve opened a door here that I regret.
  3. I’m a monster.
  4. I’ve opened a door here that I regret.
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I’ve opened a door here that I regret. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Marry me. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Whoa, this guy’s straight?

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Alan Alex é jornalista, editor do site e da coluna Painel Político. Natural de Porto Velho foi criador e editor do site Portal364, trabalhou na redação dos jornais Diário da Amazônia, Folha de Rondônia, revista Painel Político, foi assessor de imprensa, é roteirista, editor de conteúdo e relações públicas. Também atuou como repórter de TV e rádio. É filiado à ABRAJI.

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